I was getting ready for a band performance. My mom had bought me a new black dress and matching black heels for the occasion. I wasn't one for wearing either, but once I felt put together I scuffled into my parents' bedroom to show my mom. She was quite the veteran when it came to high heels. Her closet was full of sky high pumps, four inch sandals, platformed flip flops. After watching me stumble into the room she gave me a few tips on how walk; shoulders back, head up, don't step too long or too short, heel-toe-heel-toe. "You don't want to walk like a cow" she warned. High heels are made to make a woman look and feel sexy. In order to properly wear any pair we must feel confident in striding around on shoes that could easily cause our death. That contributes to the whole allure. My closet is now filling with shoes. I still cannot dare to brave the four inch madness my mother has mastered, but every time I put on my favorite pumps I remember her words of wisdom and advice and try my very best to not walk like a cow.
Credits:
Robyn England - Holy Cow
Nancie Roe Janitz - Smootzy Frames 1
Fonts: LDJ Summer Wonderland, LB Tino
Photo: courtesy Flickr user tricky
4 comments:
OMG! You have GOT to warn me when you create funny things like this!
I spit my coffee all over the computer screen! Then it came out my nose, too.
Walk like a cow. I don't remember that at all.
Wow. This is absolutely Great.
Hey, like the design on the image - glad you liked the cow pic!
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